coidle 

The act of cuddling after coitus.

We were so worn out after fucking, all we could do was coidle.

coidle by czecheater July 21, 2009

porcelain coiler 

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

porcelain coiler by mt1mp August 23, 2006

triple coiler 

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

triple coiler by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

Cordless Screwdriver 

Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.

Cordless Screwdriver by Gearls December 20, 2008

coiler 

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

coiler by hughmonger October 29, 2003

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.

Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.

cordless tool by Broha January 6, 2009

codlexic

where somebody is terrible at call of duty

sam:kill that guy
davo: ok
sam: yes yes yes
davo: im shooting him
sam: FAIL
davo: dies

sam: CODLEXIC

codlexic by George Fordam June 12, 2011