big turd

n. the largest, most humongous log of defecation one has produced in months

"Holy hell, I just dropped a big turd in there and it won't go down. Do we have a plunger?"

or

"I spent 3 hours trying to pinch out that big turd! Damn, what did I eat last night?"

by Flopsy Mopsy Poopytail July 25, 2008

The Big Turd

David Cameron's idea to transform his party from an uncaring, money driven party into an uncaring, money driven party whose dirty work is carried out by unpaid serfs.

I want to transfer my turds over to you to clean up. This is what I mean by The Big Turd. It's all about you cleaning up my shit. Your country needs you..... To clean up the shit. This is The Big Turd

by Mr Big Turd October 6, 2010

big turd in a little toilet

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

by Duty Dog June 23, 2014

big turd in a little toilet

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

by Duty Dog June 23, 2014

Big fat turd

What is considered to be the worst insult ever,meaning that someone is less then worthless etc.

I wish you would die and burn in hell you big fat turd!

by Judge dredd7 February 13, 2011

Big fat turd

An insult that is often considered the worst. Meaning that a person is less then worthless etc.

I hope you die and burn in hell you big fat turd!

by Judge dredd7 February 10, 2011

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016