coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

by mt1mp August 23, 2006

triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

double coiler

A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.

"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"

by The Beev October 2, 2007

steamy coiler

A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.

It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.

by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006

Double King Coiler

Coined by a scholer who we will refer to as 'BN'. A Double King Coiler or (DKC) for short is when one needs to take a larger than normal 'number 2' most likely after a meal of butter chicken (no veggies). What usually follows is steamed up glasses.

Wow, that lunch was filling, I need to take a double king coiler!

by Dumb Dumb November 13, 2007