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porcelain coiler 

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.
Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.
porcelain coiler by mt1mp August 23, 2006

triple coiler 

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.
During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.
triple coiler by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

Three Ring Coiler 

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times
You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

double coiler 

A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.
"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"
double coiler by The Beev October 2, 2007

steamy coiler

A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.
It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.
steamy coiler by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006

Double King Coiler 

Coined by a scholer who we will refer to as 'BN'. A Double King Coiler or (DKC) for short is when one needs to take a larger than normal 'number 2' most likely after a meal of butter chicken (no veggies). What usually follows is steamed up glasses.
Wow, that lunch was filling, I need to take a double king coiler!
Double King Coiler by Dumb Dumb November 13, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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