cogito ergo corgi

Latin for, I think, therefor I am a corgi.

René Descartes dog, on a sunny walk, contemplated to itself, cogito ergo corgi.

by thefileclerk June 10, 2011

cogito ergo sum

Latin phrase meaning
I think therefore I am

It's latin and intellectual phrase
cogito ergo sum

by ezrider March 3, 2005

cogito ergo es

Latin phrase meaning "I think therefore you are", often said in a snyde, holier than thou, fashion.

See also: cogito ergo sum

Cogito ergo sum? Hah! Cogito ergo es, infidel!

by MrPumpernickel February 15, 2006

cogito ergo sum titties

A way of explaining a man's attraction to a woman based on the size, shape, or general excellence of here breasts, i.e., ahem, titties.

"Damn, look at that rack. I want to hit that."
"Cogito ergo sum titties, amirite?"

by alleged June 14, 2013

Cogito Ergo Sum

Latin Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am

Simon: What’s The Translation For I Think, Therefore I Am
Howard: In Latin, You Say It As This-Cogito Ergo Sum

by CampbellTheManTonight March 17, 2023

cogito ergo sum

'i think therefore i am'

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM, I *AM*

by potatoeoverlord August 21, 2024

Cogito, ergo sim

"I think, therefore simulation"

A spin off Rene Descartes cogito argument, "Cogito ergo sim" suggests we are living in a post-singularity simulation at a time in the sim before the singularity happens.

A: "Do you think we are living in base reality or is this interactive 3-D experience a simulation?"
B: "Cogito, ergo sim."

by The Gideon Lion August 9, 2020