Coffee Man
Coffee Man by Gmoney989 November 4, 2016
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Too Much Coffee Man
Too Much Coffee Man by aiden diabhal January 23, 2004
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Dirty Old Man Coffee
Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.
Dirty Old Man Coffee by 3wingdinsar August 17, 2009
409 In Your Coffeemaker
A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker
409 In Your Coffeemaker by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
Coffeemaning
A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.
'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'
'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'
'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'
Coffeemaning by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023
Coffeemate
Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
Coffeemate by VictorySea January 25, 2021
coffeehand
It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.
coffeehand by Coffeehand the River Avenger August 29, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.