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coffee break 

a person recives oral sex while taking a "break."
when a chick sucks a guys dick while his taking a shit
coffee break by aquariusgurl October 26, 2004

Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
Texas Coffee Break by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

European Coffee Break

A long, elegant pause in a European workers day in which he consumes coffee or tea, depending on the time of day.
He had a European coffee break. He had a long, enjoyable coffee break. He must of thought he was in Europe.
European Coffee Break by gunitthug January 24, 2011

California Coffee Break 

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )
After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

reverse coffee break 

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.
reverse coffee break by Bitchbooger October 21, 2017

coffeebreakers 

A small team of security researchers known to mainly focus on iOS.
Jailbreak iOS ETA WEN? Coffeebreakers???
coffeebreakers by Nopper June 8, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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