Vegibacoconian

A vegetarian who is open minded enough to eat bacon and chocolate.

I’m a vegetarian...no wait...I eat bacon and chocolate. I guess chocolate isn’t a problem though. I’m really a vegibacoconian.

by Bitchbooger April 23, 2018

Water Champion

Tom Segura

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.

by Bitchbooger November 11, 2016

reverse coffee break

Peeing into your own mouth.

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.

by Bitchbooger October 21, 2017