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Vegibacoconian

A vegetarian who is open minded enough to eat bacon and chocolate.

I’m a vegetarian...no wait...I eat bacon and chocolate. I guess chocolate isn’t a problem though. I’m really a vegibacoconian.

Vegibacoconian by Bitchbooger April 23, 2018

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reverse coffee break

Peeing into your own mouth.

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.

reverse coffee break by Bitchbooger October 21, 2017

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Water Champion

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.

Water Champion by Bitchbooger November 11, 2016

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