coellum

an amazing person who is very cool

person: oh is your name coellum

me: yes

person: *nods because i’m so cool*

by coellum October 28, 2020

collumtactusphobia

fear of people touching your neck.

i have such bad collumtactusphobia that when Susie touched my neck i nearly fell to the ground.

by Dr. Dreyzire August 24, 2008

Collum

Something that has the characteristic of or pertains to all things evil and hideous. Usually referring to a teacher that hates all of humanity, and wishes everlasting despair to all.

Jerry: "Dude, I just got out of <insert satanist teacher here>'s class, and <he/she>'s a total collum!"
Fabio: "How so?"
Jerry: "While we were taking a test, <he/she> started speaking in tongues again... the lights were flickering and everything. Actually... I think I shat myself."

-OR-

Phillip: "I swear my yorkiepoo is a collum."
Vladimir: "Why do you say this, comrade?"
Phillip: Well, every so often it'll go into the basement-
Vladimir: What is this so called 'base-mend' of which you speak?"
Phillip: "Shut up. It'll go into my basement and scratch freaky symbols in the floor, and then it starts talking, like a person, except deeper."
Vladimir: "In Mother Russia all dogs act like this. Is it uncommon in America?"

by Your Friend, Hanson April 16, 2009

collum

Used to describe a teacher that sacrifices their own students in Satanic rituals to make themself more powerful

Taylor: Hey dude, where's Alex? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Chase: Last time I saw him he left his textbook in English and went back to get it on Monday.
Garrett: Doesn't he know that teacher is collum? His soul is probably in hell right now!

by Diablo Guapo July 11, 2009

caellum

Caellum is a tall boi who is really cute. He gives the best hugs and is caring. He has a great sense of humour and super sarcastic but not enough to be rude. He has an awesome music taste and has really good production skills. He is very loyal and cares for his friends a lot. He also lowkey has a soft boi side. If you ever meet a Caellum then keep him because he’ll make your life so much fun.

Hey that guy is super cute and tall

Damn that must be a Caellum

by caellum lover #3 March 29, 2019

collumble

1. a mix of the words collapse and crumble
2. the point in which everything goes to hell

When everything collumbles, you're fucked.

by Taylor November 12, 2004

Coallumbinder

A word used to describe an animal or extraterrestrial being pretending to a human or an object made by humans.

It's a fucking Coallumbinder!

by Doctor Expense April 27, 2021