caellum 

Caellum is a tall boi who is really cute. He gives the best hugs and is caring. He has a great sense of humour and super sarcastic but not enough to be rude. He has an awesome music taste and has really good production skills. He is very loyal and cares for his friends a lot. He also lowkey has a soft boi side. If you ever meet a Caellum then keep him because he’ll make your life so much fun.

Hey that guy is super cute and tall

Damn that must be a Caellum

caellum by caellum lover #3 March 29, 2019

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Callum’s corner 

British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head

Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song

Callum’s corner by Little-willyy August 14, 2018

Caelum

Caelum is a Gaelic word, that means "sky, stars in heaven, atmosphere". Usually, this is a male's name, but since the reference to the word mostly points to the constellation aspect, the name could be argued as gender neutral. Not very many people are named Caelum, because it is a rare word, & is old Latin.

Caelum's are mysterious people, preferring to keep to a small circle of friends. Caelum's are incredibly smart, talented, & have a wide array of interests. Because of this mysterious nature, people often mistake Caelum's as aloof & anti-social, however, Caelum's are just misunderstood by a lot of people in society in general.

Caelum's are also incredibly loyal, caring, & make the best friends. Caelum's will really show you the best of life and will do everything possible to make you feel included as part of something bigger and greater.

As lovers, Caelum's love reaches many depths. Caelum's love deeply, & give everything, expecting little in return. Caelum's are incredibly selfless & have a certain "twinkle" in their eyes that is so intriguing, but yet also wanting you to get caught up in Caelum's own little world likewise.

If you have a Caelum in your life, treat one well. You're a lucky person to know a very rare individual, & should cherish the bond. If you mistreat one however, Caelum's do not forgive easily & will bound you to the deepest parts of suffering that you didn't know were imaginable.

Person 1: "Did you see that mysterious person over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's Caelum. I met one in the most unusual circumstances, but that person is the most intriguing and interesting person I've come across."

Caelum by giftfromtheheavens August 8, 2020

Doing a callum 

Doing a callum is where a girl instantly ignores you or tells you to piss off or go away

Oi mate your doing a callum by getting ignored by that girl she told you to piss off 😂

Doing a callum by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018

A "callums corner" 

A metaphor for a bald man with a head that has the similar features of a tic tac. Or someone who hates commentary channel (eg. memeulous)

Person1: eyy that man was fly
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?

A "callums corner" by CallumDoesStuffYT October 19, 2019

callum reeve

also known as another word for roast "chiken"

we just ate a callum reeve

callum reeve by fat90210 October 27, 2011