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coddling 

Act of getting your dick handled in a manner of extreme delicacy and care.
Got the best mouthski last night ,, she was basically coddling it.
coddling by talenta942 April 8, 2010

Coddling 

A sexual act involving 2 gay men, fecal matter and a Condom. The act begins when one male, usually the bottom, defecates into a condom. The other, usually the top, then inserts his dick into the shit-filled condom, and inserts the dick-shit hybrid into the other man's anus. This extends the length and/or girth of the first man's erect penis and therefore heightens pleasure for the recieving male.
"Have you fucked clay yet? He is the BEST at coddling. It makes my ass feel unlike anything else i've ever experienced!"
Coddling by eanator January 24, 2019

coddling 

When you take your time to drink and sip your drink.
-Hey, why are you not drinking your wine?
- Oh, I'm just coddling it, don't want to go too fast!
coddling by loeiktiajns December 6, 2020

tard coddling 

Treating idiots as if they are intelligent, informed, aware, and sensitive to a particular issue, especially at work.
I want to fire Bob for stealing, but I gotta go down to HR and do some tard coddling 'cuz they are afraid he'll sue us.
tard coddling by Max Pivo February 27, 2009

ballie coddling 

When a guy sits around watching TV and fondles his balls.
My girl always make fun of me ballie coddling.
ballie coddling by Molly Dodger January 15, 2016

canine coddling 

People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk
I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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