coctus

a cactus shaped like a penis, complete with balls as well

I'd love to stick a spiky coctus up his ass

coctus by shell-belle September 30, 2015

Iowa Cockus 

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.

Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.

Iowa Cockus by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021

Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

airborne coitus 

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

airborne coitus by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Cactus content 

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

stroke my cactus 

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

stroke my cactus by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016