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cocky jocky

A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt
yeah bro, last weekend i was a cocky jocky for the first time!
cocky jocky by Flynn Boy June 25, 2021
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Cock Jocky 

a homosexual who likes to ride the cock
dam that homo is a cock jocky
Cock Jocky by k-5953 November 6, 2005

Cocky Jock

An over entusiastic scotsman, often annoying.
... stop being such a cocky jock ...
Cocky Jock by JaKaL Productions July 14, 2007

Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey 

The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.
After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"

Anal Craving Cock Jockey 

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

cock jockey 

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.
No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.
cock jockey by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

cock jockey 

Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.
cock jockey by Kryt February 4, 2003
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