cocklizard 

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.

Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "

cocklizard by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006

Cockizard 

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!

Cockizard by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016

cockwizard 

Someone who is a professional at sucking cock.

Rob is a cockwizard.

cockwizard by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

cocklard 

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

cocklard by cleitophon December 31, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019