cock wizard

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.
He is a cock wizard.

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He is a wizard of the cock.
by cBURT June 23, 2008
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cock druid

one who worships the cock, especially in a sanctimonious fashion.
He is a cock druid, always on his knees before the cock.

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He is a druid of the cock.
by cBURT April 01, 2009
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