Cockizard

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!

Cockizard by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016

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cockhoarder

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.

Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!

cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009

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Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

Cocknard by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

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Cockhard

Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.

Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.

ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.

ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!

Cockhard by badkarma927 June 3, 2007