cockwaffel 

The act of slapping ones cock on anothers face.

Gidda cockwaffeld his wife in the face after she refused to open her mouth.

cockwaffel by Orr Productions November 6, 2006

cockwaffle 

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.

Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .

cockwaffle by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011

Cockwaffle 

(1) idiot
(2)a person who is bad at making waffles

Amy ur such a cockwaffle!

Oh yeah, homodumshit?

IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS

WOW!

Cockwaffle by PhillyDog June 1, 2015

cockwaffle 

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.

cockwaffle by *Patches* September 26, 2005

cockwaffle 

Neither a cock nor [waffle], a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.

Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle

cockwaffle by Eric Lander October 26, 2008

Cockwaffle 

it doesn't taste like poptarts

You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?

Cockwaffle by Pinkey12 June 9, 2018

cockwaffle 

A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere

Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms

cockwaffle by John Waffels May 1, 2008