Cocktown 

A place where people come from and live who have had an interaction with another person and acted like a COCK.

A Cock by this definition is a person who, for no real reason takes pleasure in doing, saying or treating others with no regard, compassion or general empathy to other human beings.

After I'd explained my financial situation and why my rent was late my landlord issued me an intent to evict notice. Welcome to Cocktown

Cocktown by mayorofCT December 17, 2011

Cocktown 

Cocktown is the word to use for a situation that isn't great but isn't too terrible.

Example: Getting a C+ on a test. It isn't Great But it isn't totally terrible. It's Cocktown.

An expression used to explain how one feels about a situation.

Dude that test was so cocktown.

Cocktown by littleNoraBrown May 3, 2009

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Cocktonsil 

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls

The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.

Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

Cockdown 

When Boris puts the country into lockdown and you can no longer get any cock.

"Fuck sake, that's me on cockdown until the end of February"

Cockdown by mingesmasher69 January 5, 2021

Cockton 

A cockton is the total ejactulate measured in fluid dick ounces. A cockton is 6.125 skeetloads. One skeetload is ~3.7 ML

"Yo, u heard bout lil heffe?"
"Yeah, he came a whole cockton"

Cockton by KingSkeetCake May 29, 2016

cocktowel 

a towel used to clean cocks

that towel
i used it on my cock

cocktowel by davidwating September 4, 2003