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cocktail fruit 

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"
cocktail fruit by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015
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fruit cocktail

while in the act of mooning someone, tucking you penis between your thighs exposing your dick head to whomever your mooning
as the school bus passed by i wanted to give them i surprise so when i mooned them i threw in the fruit cocktail
fruit cocktail by jewy louie May 1, 2006

Fruit cocktail

Eat beets until your piss turns red. Then after getting a blow job you cum on a girls face and then quickly piss on her face. Because your piss is red her face will look like a fruit cocktail.
The girl angrily wiped her face after I gave her a fruit cocktail.
Fruit cocktail by Arobb June 28, 2007

Fruit Cocktail

When you take a random handful of pills from someone and take them no questions asked to see what happens.
I was at Charlemagne's most excellent party and she gave me a fruit cocktail!

Fruit Cocktail

Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy
Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
Fruit Cocktail by Titan2014 November 3, 2016

Fruit Cocktail

Putting assorted fruits into someone's ass and then fucking them with a cock.
"I gave her a fruit cocktail for Mother's Day."
Fruit Cocktail by Strawlberry May 12, 2021

Jalisco fruit punch cocktail 

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!
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