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Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Coochie Consultation 

To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.
Bro, I gotta go! I have a coochie consultation 🍑

cockulation 

The Calculations of ones Penis
"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy
cockulation by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

Consultation

(Chiefly British:) A period before a decision (such as a new regulation) takes effect, during which opposed opinions are heard.

A consultation usually takes place after an unpopular resolution has been made by the authorities. Usually a consultation offers the illusion that people's opinions matter and that said decision can change, where in fact they are merely designed to let steam out.

Consultations also 'cover the decision maker's arse': when the decision turns out to be a mistake, the absence of public records of the consultations allows the decision maker to claim to share the responsibility.
The announcement of budget cuts was followed by a brief consultation, during which everyone chickened out and nobody spoke up.
Consultation by Harry Tuttle September 19, 2010

cockulation 

Cole B. has ABSOLUTELY NO COCKULATION, due to the fact that he is cockless.

Consultational

Adjective describing an interaction provided to another party where the communication is a consultation.
We will be interacting with them on a consultational basis.
Consultational by eeeedawg October 23, 2012