by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011
John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.
Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.
by 11398787 November 08, 2012
A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari
Q: Should we get some negronis?
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...
by Notabeardedvillian December 10, 2021
A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.
by Oregon87 August 10, 2009
by witofatwit December 10, 2010
As a Pink Zebra Independent Consultant, Teresa Lynnette is always mixing or blending fragrances together, making her a Fragrance Mixologist.
by TeresaLynnette August 26, 2021
A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.
by t3vin24 April 07, 2017