Mixologist

A wank word for someone who failed university and became a cocktail shaker.

John: I decided to leave university to become a mixologist.

Sam: So you failed and became a bartender.

by 11398787 November 8, 2012

Mixologist

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

Mixologist

A master bartender. Also, Mixologist is "The ultimate drink recipe and bartending app" for the iPhone.

Only a true mixologist knows how to pour my favorite cocktail.

by Oregon87 August 10, 2009

mixologist

It is an artistic profession in the medium of preparing alcoholic beverages.

Being a mixologist is a very honorable profession

by idkanythingatall March 27, 2017

Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

Fecal Mixologist

See: shit stirrer

That professor is a real fecal mixologist

by witofatwit December 12, 2010