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cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.
Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.
She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub
"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
cockness monster by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
Cockness Monster by smokecloud March 24, 2009

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Cockness Monster by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015