Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

Snowmanning

When you cum on woman's breasts and then feed her a carrot.

I'm running out of carrots because I keep snowmanning all these hoes.

by smokecloud March 16, 2017