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cocklione 

A rather enormous, gigantic and beastly holmes (aka penis) that is usually oiled and shiny. It is also extremely disproportionate to the owner's body, hangs to the knee or lower and veers off at an angle.
I be useing the ol' cocklione like a pogo stick.
cocklione by Holmes September 15, 2003
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cockaine 

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.
„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“
cockaine by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

coglione 

Italian slang for "testis". Plural is "coglioni".
Used to actually mean testis, or to say that someone is an idiot, a prick, or to manifest annoiance.
"Un calcio nei coglioni": A kick in the balls (testis)
"Sei un coglione": you are a prick, you are so stupid
"Non mi rompere i coglioni": do not bother me (literally: do not break my balls)
coglione by pernolaccio May 22, 2007

cocklifters 

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
cocklifters by krass baker January 8, 2009

Cuckline 

Noun. Refers to the meme of naked dudes standing in line to bang the girl on the couch while the last dude in line is dressed up and offers flowers, implying he is there to marry her.
Tom: Wtf, someone made a new version of the cuckline meme that has a horse and a dog. What a joke
Boris: It's actually not a joke. If only you knew
Cuckline by Duke, PhD May 28, 2023

Cockmoney 

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

Coolioneosis

Coolioneosis: adjective. Coolioneosis is the coolest form of the word cool. Awsome above all other varieties, Coolioneosis will one day rule the world.
I just got this awsome new CD.
Coolioneosis!
Coolioneosis by Leah Coiro September 24, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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