cocklava
a tasty turkish pastry with an inexplicably delicous cream filling. also with a lingering essence of honey and sphincter.
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cocksavage
Mr. Bone secretly wanted to get in Mr. Buttsavage's pants, but he knew that Mr. Cocksavage would somehow find out.
cocksavage by Dead Cousin Ted January 27, 2012
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cockleavage by Pinkcadillac64 May 24, 2016
.clocklava
this W person is moots with revolvertbh and talks with revolver everyday 😃. clocklava-kun is very cool and is respected by many. When one has an interaction with clocklava, they are blessed by their W takes. Clocklava is a famous anitoker and is on my top ten list of anitokers with cultured.senpai, idc.pistol, yourdailywtakes, hasangoat and tmc_earthie (list not in order btw). I look up to clocklava and wish I had as much followers as them. (I never will 😕). People also know clocklava as the funniest anitoker because of the low quality memes sometimes. Other than the memes, their takes always hit on point and never miss the W take. Most of their content is high quality and is very enjoyable to watch.
person 1: hey look, its .clocklava!
person 2: O-M-G. IM THEIR BIGGEST FAN!!
society as a whole: (indistinguishable arguements about who is .clocklava’s biggest fan)
person 2: O-M-G. IM THEIR BIGGEST FAN!!
society as a whole: (indistinguishable arguements about who is .clocklava’s biggest fan)
.clocklava by idc.revolver May 2, 2022
.clocklava
Anime tiktoker who physically cannot hit no matter how hard she tries. Stupid dumb idiot They should delete their goofy account and go find their dad
.clocklava by fwbrentismyfather April 23, 2022
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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