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.clocklava 

a w moot that has never missed and is super hot 🤤
person 1: you see that take? what a w.
person 2: ofc, its .clocklava
.clocklava by kingdekuslilwaifu April 29, 2022
Words you can keep

.clocklava 

A hot bleach fan that only takes W's
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the king of anitok?

Person 2: You mean .clocklava?

.clocklava 

this W person is moots with revolvertbh and talks with revolver everyday 😃. clocklava-kun is very cool and is respected by many. When one has an interaction with clocklava, they are blessed by their W takes. Clocklava is a famous anitoker and is on my top ten list of anitokers with cultured.senpai, idc.pistol, yourdailywtakes, hasangoat and tmc_earthie (list not in order btw). I look up to clocklava and wish I had as much followers as them. (I never will 😕). People also know clocklava as the funniest anitoker because of the low quality memes sometimes. Other than the memes, their takes always hit on point and never miss the W take. Most of their content is high quality and is very enjoyable to watch.
person 1: hey look, its .clocklava!

person 2: O-M-G. IM THEIR BIGGEST FAN!!

society as a whole: (indistinguishable arguements about who is .clocklava’s biggest fan)
.clocklava by idc.revolver May 2, 2022

.clocklava 

Anime tiktoker who physically cannot hit no matter how hard she tries. Stupid dumb idiot They should delete their goofy account and go find their dad
.clocklava? yeah i heard of them. Wish i didnt.
.clocklava by fwbrentismyfather April 23, 2022

illove.clocklava 

illove.clocklava is the best tiktoker on tiktok because he makes tiktoks of our only lord allah swt the all seeing, the all powerful and the most merciful, become a believer before its too late.
me : illove.clocklava Is the best tiktoker ever!

random guy : who the hell is that

Crocklamation 

Crocklamation (Krok la ma' shun) noun. 1. A completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. A false proclamation. 3. A failure to proclaim something.
"The Governor's Office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation."
Crocklamation by Milfia September 29, 2009

cocklava 

a tasty turkish pastry with an inexplicably delicous cream filling. also with a lingering essence of honey and sphincter.
Cocklava the newest "SAN FRANCISCO TREAT".
cocklava by w poppier December 8, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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