.clocklava 

a w moot that has never missed and is super hot 🤤

person 1: you see that take? what a w.
person 2: ofc, its .clocklava

.clocklava by kingdekuslilwaifu April 29, 2022

.clocklava 

A hot bleach fan that only takes W's

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the king of anitok?

Person 2: You mean .clocklava?

.clocklava by TheEnglishAreComing May 5, 2022

.clocklava 

this W person is moots with revolvertbh and talks with revolver everyday 😃. clocklava-kun is very cool and is respected by many. When one has an interaction with clocklava, they are blessed by their W takes. Clocklava is a famous anitoker and is on my top ten list of anitokers with cultured.senpai, idc.pistol, yourdailywtakes, hasangoat and tmc_earthie (list not in order btw). I look up to clocklava and wish I had as much followers as them. (I never will 😕). People also know clocklava as the funniest anitoker because of the low quality memes sometimes. Other than the memes, their takes always hit on point and never miss the W take. Most of their content is high quality and is very enjoyable to watch.

person 1: hey look, its .clocklava!

person 2: O-M-G. IM THEIR BIGGEST FAN!!

society as a whole: (indistinguishable arguements about who is .clocklava’s biggest fan)

.clocklava by idc.revolver May 2, 2022

.clocklava 

Anime tiktoker who physically cannot hit no matter how hard she tries. Stupid dumb idiot They should delete their goofy account and go find their dad

.clocklava? yeah i heard of them. Wish i didnt.

.clocklava by fwbrentismyfather April 23, 2022

illove.clocklava 

illove.clocklava is the best tiktoker on tiktok because he makes tiktoks of our only lord allah swt the all seeing, the all powerful and the most merciful, become a believer before its too late.

me : illove.clocklava Is the best tiktoker ever!

random guy : who the hell is that

illove.clocklava by eternally_away (im on tiktok) April 27, 2022

Crocklamation 

Crocklamation (Krok la ma' shun) noun. 1. A completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. A false proclamation. 3. A failure to proclaim something.

"The Governor's Office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation."

Crocklamation by Milfia September 29, 2009

cocklava 

a tasty turkish pastry with an inexplicably delicous cream filling. also with a lingering essence of honey and sphincter.

Cocklava the newest "SAN FRANCISCO TREAT".

cocklava by w poppier December 8, 2006