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.clocklava 

A hot bleach fan that only takes W's
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the king of anitok?

Person 2: You mean .clocklava?

.clocklava 

this W person is moots with revolvertbh and talks with revolver everyday 😃. clocklava-kun is very cool and is respected by many. When one has an interaction with clocklava, they are blessed by their W takes. Clocklava is a famous anitoker and is on my top ten list of anitokers with cultured.senpai, idc.pistol, yourdailywtakes, hasangoat and tmc_earthie (list not in order btw). I look up to clocklava and wish I had as much followers as them. (I never will 😕). People also know clocklava as the funniest anitoker because of the low quality memes sometimes. Other than the memes, their takes always hit on point and never miss the W take. Most of their content is high quality and is very enjoyable to watch.
person 1: hey look, its .clocklava!

person 2: O-M-G. IM THEIR BIGGEST FAN!!

society as a whole: (indistinguishable arguements about who is .clocklava’s biggest fan)
.clocklava by idc.revolver May 2, 2022

.clocklava 

Anime tiktoker who physically cannot hit no matter how hard she tries. Stupid dumb idiot They should delete their goofy account and go find their dad
.clocklava? yeah i heard of them. Wish i didnt.
.clocklava by fwbrentismyfather April 23, 2022

illove.clocklava 

illove.clocklava is the best tiktoker on tiktok because he makes tiktoks of our only lord allah swt the all seeing, the all powerful and the most merciful, become a believer before its too late.
me : illove.clocklava Is the best tiktoker ever!

random guy : who the hell is that

Crocklamation 

Crocklamation (Krok la ma' shun) noun. 1. A completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. A false proclamation. 3. A failure to proclaim something.
"The Governor's Office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation."
Crocklamation by Milfia September 29, 2009

cocklava 

a tasty turkish pastry with an inexplicably delicous cream filling. also with a lingering essence of honey and sphincter.
Cocklava the newest "SAN FRANCISCO TREAT".
cocklava by w poppier December 8, 2006
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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