An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.
by Pazsy June 8, 2020
When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.
I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.
by MarieRamsey October 30, 2005
(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, shit-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.
1. That cockjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren't there!
2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
by Mark Lenington March 17, 2004
by Paul Webb September 16, 2003