Cockjob

An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.

“You can shove it, cockjob”

by Pazsy June 8, 2020

cockjob

When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.

I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.

by MarieRamsey October 29, 2005

cockjob

(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, shit-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.

1. That cockjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren't there!

2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.

by Mark Lenington March 17, 2004

cockjob

when you give a bj, but fit the hole cock and balls inside your mouth

"yes yes yes! suck that cock! oh! thats such a nice cockjob"
(muffled voice) "Ughhhhhhhh"

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cockrobbed

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less

I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!

by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

cockjab

When One is Smacked with a penis.

Luis: "haha dude....i gave kyle a cockjab!"
Goldie:"woof!"
Luis:"damnnn, i need to lay off the crack"

by RockoMiyagi May 17, 2006

Cockgobbler

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.

She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep

by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013