Cockjob
An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.
“You can shove it, cockjob”
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cockjob
When two men, usually homosexuals decide to fuck in a manner that is reserved usually for men and women only. Instead of placing the cock in the pussy, the two cocks rub against each other as the men either make out or do something else. The cockjob is not complete until both men shoot their loads. A typical ending to a good cockjob include the men moving into a 69 position and lick the cum off each other's cock and thighs.
I vigorously pumped my boyfriend while watching Mike and Louis perform a masterpiece of a cockjob. The friction between the two cocks and massive loads shot was a true inspiration.
cockjob by MarieRamsey October 29, 2005
Related Words
Cockjobber • cockjobbery • cock job • cockgobbler • cocktober • Cocktoberfest • Cockrobber • cockwobble • cockgobble • cockbobber
cockjob
(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, shit-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.
1. That cockjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren't there!
2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
cockjob by Mark Lenington March 17, 2004
Cockrobbed
Cockrobbed by Dustineverit November 4, 2019
cockjab
Luis: "haha dude....i gave kyle a cockjab!"
Goldie:"woof!"
Luis:"damnnn, i need to lay off the crack"
Goldie:"woof!"
Luis:"damnnn, i need to lay off the crack"
cockjab by RockoMiyagi May 17, 2006
Cockgobbler
The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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