cockjag

a word which describes somebody who is considerably, stupid, inept or unhip. Someone who has absolutely no clue whatsoever and who time and time again says inappropriate things, does inappropriate things or thinks in in appropriate ways.

Boy, is that guy a cockjag or what?

Hey cockjag, what are you doing?

by chaser305 October 15, 2010

Cocktagon

A place where males go to take a piss at Penn State football tailgates that is in a form of an octagon with urinal stations without any dividers.

Chad: Yo where’s the cocktagon?

Brad: what do you mean?
Chad: That porta potty that has 8 urinal stations that’s in the shape of an octagon without any dividers.

Brad: Ah I saw one over by the fence. There was a huge line.

by stater69 October 4, 2021

cockjab

When One is Smacked with a penis.

Luis: "haha dude....i gave kyle a cockjab!"
Goldie:"woof!"
Luis:"damnnn, i need to lay off the crack"

by RockoMiyagi May 17, 2006

Cockjiggler

the act of grabbing ones cock and shaking it like there is no tomorrow.

"Wow I saw Jeremy cockjiggling like a madman yesterday."
"Wow cub is such a cockjiggler!"

by Senor Wildman October 5, 2011

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

cockagina

the genital organ on a female who resembles a male

rosie o donell has a cockagina

by bezeawu November 5, 2009

SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.

A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006