cockhauler

1. Any person who transports a load of cock(s) within a given orifice.

2. A specially-designed vehicle constructed for the sole purpose of moving large quantities of penii.

"Pull the dicks out of your eyes, you cockhauling sack-sucking fuckwagon!"

"Quite the cockhauler you have there."
"Indeed. She's got the highest penile capacity in her class."

cockhauler by Waylonius October 13, 2007

Cockabler 

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.

"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."

Cockabler by Matty VB January 23, 2009

cockballer 

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

cockballer by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009

coalhauler

A white bitch that dates only niggers and supports them financially because they are too lazy to work.

Man Heather is a coalhauler. She supports that lazy nigger Kelvin and all he does is lay around all day, chase other women and beat her when she gets home from work.

coalhauler by MJ D February 21, 2006

Cockhammer 

Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.

That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.

Cockhammer by Upthemeds October 30, 2009

CockMauler

A guy who isn't openly gay but gets a bit touchy with other guys and very flirty

Steve: Did you see cian boltan in there ...I swear he was checkin me out for the whole day

Hunkydory: yea he's a proper cockmauler

CockMauler by Right so August 10, 2009

cockholery 

Actions that are particularly stupid; those of a person described as a cockhole.

Cease this cockholery at once!

cockholery by J'raxis 270145 April 5, 2009