1 definition by Waylonius
1. Any person who transports a load of cock(s) within a given orifice.
2. A specially-designed vehicle constructed for the sole purpose of moving large quantities of penii.
2. A specially-designed vehicle constructed for the sole purpose of moving large quantities of penii.
"Pull the dicks out of your eyes, you cockhauling sack-sucking fuckwagon!"
"Quite the cockhauler you have there."
"Indeed. She's got the highest penile capacity in her class."
"Quite the cockhauler you have there."
"Indeed. She's got the highest penile capacity in her class."
by Waylonius September 29, 2007
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