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Cockturtle 

A word used when pissed off at someone.
You are a cockturtle!“
Cockturtle by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles 

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.
“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”
Cockturtles by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

cocknuggle 

A cocknuggle is a person who technically, nuggles a cock. See nuggle.
Tom Cruise is such a cocknuggle.
cocknuggle by Shawn Rasmussen August 26, 2006

cockburglar

1. Someone acting like that of douchebag.
2. Someone who is after cock.
3. The Hamburglar when gay and/or turned on.
1. When you want to hang with a friend and he/she is "to busy" he/she is being a cockburglar.
2. A girl/gay-man who wants a man in a romantic way is a cockburglar.

cockgoggler

cockgoggle. verb. :
To oogle the cocks.
To hand multiple cocks at once.
To be multi-tasking in a swimming pool full of cocks.
To wear cocks as goggles.

cockgoggler. noun. :
A proprieter of cocks.
A juggler of cocks.
An avid fan of the cocks.
This is your new cheif headmaster cockgoggler, George W. Bush. He will now do a leetal dance for you and all of your cocks to enjoy!
cockgoggler by klutz January 28, 2003

cockjuggler 

Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.
That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!
cockjuggler by Dewey May 24, 2004
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