cockflap 

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.

Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

cockflap by Harry Garry Larry Barry Parry November 16, 2007

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

Cockflop 

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)

That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.

Cockflop by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

cockslap 

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

cockslap by warren November 26, 2002

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

Cockslap Face 

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.

"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."

Cockslap Face by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013