cockedout

verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.

That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.

cockedout by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

cockadouche 

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...

I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!

cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."

"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"

Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

Cockermouth 

1)A town in cumbria it sucks ass mostly but i like it.
2)put a cock in a mouth

lets go to cockermouth cos i like it

Cockermouth by Spongey bob October 2, 2006

Cockermouth 

A town in England with a very unfortunate name. A cock is slang for a penis, and, well yeah...

Let's go to Cockermouth!
...Why are you running?

Cockermouth by Blockly806 November 24, 2021

cockdoula 

women who help others handle taking and sucking cocks

My cockdoula friend held my legs while my husband railed me last night.

cockdoula by burnerdoula January 12, 2023

cockmouthed 

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006