Cockermouth 

1)A town in cumbria it sucks ass mostly but i like it.
2)put a cock in a mouth

lets go to cockermouth cos i like it

Cockermouth by Spongey bob October 2, 2006

Cockermouth 

A town in England with a very unfortunate name. A cock is slang for a penis, and, well yeah...

Let's go to Cockermouth!
...Why are you running?

Cockermouth by Blockly806 November 24, 2021

colton cockermouth 

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

colton cockermouth by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022

Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."

"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"

Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

cockmouthed 

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

Cockmouth 

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.

Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!

Cockmouth by Raebabe October 29, 2009

cockmouth 

A person who happens to prefer sucking cocks to handjobs and/or can fit quite alot of cock in their mouth

Rachael is a cockmouth

cockmouth by scarlett .k March 12, 2008