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cockcycle

Another type of penostrical(penis popcycle)
Cockcycle (cock popcycle)
It's gonna be hot tomorrow around the pool better stock up on cockcycles
by Zyon69er November 14, 2023
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Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...
Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.
by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012
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Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
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Cocksicle

A refreshingly ice cold dick that's typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. Can also be shoved into one's orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.
Paul is "nothing like a cocksicle to celebrate the end of exams!" (someone's actual facebook status)

Zach: "Was it cherry-vanilla jizz flavored or just the original jizz flavor?" (actual comment on person's facebook status)
by Quadrillon VIII May 9, 2009
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Cock Cycle

A standard unit of measurement based on the time it takes from the start of masturbation to the point of ejaculation
Martha ran a marathon which took her one cock cycle instead of two....she broke her old record
by Sir cock doctor June 24, 2017
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cockcicle

go suck his cockcicle since your desperate as hell!
by you July 15, 2003
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Butt-Fudge Cocksicle

The sexual term for when a female performs fellatio on a male immediately after anal-sex.
Janice's brown stains on her teeth are testament to her unprecedented Butt-Fudge Cocksicle giving skills!
by G.P.R. September 19, 2009
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