cock-staple 

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

cock-staple by dorham May 23, 2006

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

stale cock 

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

stale cock by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

stale cock 

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock

stale cock by Stale cocks May 31, 2016

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

Cockstacle by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

cockstable 

The opposite of Constable, a made up word used as an alternative to saying cuntstable. May be applied to law enforcement officers, by association.

Bob: "How ya goin', old Cockstable?
Jim: "Not bad, old bean."

Jay: "He's a member, alright, a member of the Cockstabulary."

cockstable by bigBADbenny September 11, 2006