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cock vultures 

Ugly or fat women who take advantage of blacked out drunk males that are out of their league. Much like a vulture preys on roadkill.

Often pointed out by sober males to drunker males by giving the cock call..."cock cock cock".
Jake: Erica showed up to the party sober at three am because she knows she has a chance of taking care of Mark whos 21st birthday today.

Andrew: The cock vultures are out in full force.

Jim: Cock, cock, cock.
cock vultures by Andrew Reynolds January 21, 2008
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Cock Vulture 

-Many people say the definition is cock-hungry freshwomen.
-It can be used an adjective to describe any slutty females -who just need to gobble more dick.
-No person can be a cock vulture for a while, it is a way of life.
-Doesn't mean the same thing as slut. It's more an insatiable thirst for the penis.
-A "collector of dicks" would be close, but not quite.
-Slut 1: I just added another dick to my collection.
Unknown Man: Wow, You're a real Cock Vulture!
-Lo: I'm unsatisfied with only a dick a day.
Alex: You're a slut!
Kevin: Not quite, she's more of a Cock Vulture.
Cock Vulture by ThePartyNerd November 17, 2009

Cock Vulture 

A female or male who preys on a guy. Can be found at bars hovering around looking for a guy to take home. Can be found in other public places as well.
I saw her leave with three different guys in the last two nights at this club. That girl is definitely a Cock Vulture.
Cock Vulture by G-manicus April 19, 2010

cock vulture 

a blond jewish french canadian who enjoys scavenging for cock. cock vultures are widely known for their terrible decision making skills, therefor, the cock that they recieve is rated as substandard. However, in any attempt to displease a cock vulture will result in catching the herpes and a painful death involving an auger and diposal of the body in a silo.
sara is the president of the cock vulture coalition in all of french canadia
cock vulture by japirish January 9, 2009

cock vulture 

A homosexual man looking for some hot man action
Hey there goes Tim. Oh man, he's such cock vulture!
cock vulture by greggieZ May 30, 2008

Cock vulture 

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.
Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.
Cock vulture by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014

Cock Vulture 

Men who hang Hangout in adult bookstores/ adult emporiums/Porn shops who's purpose lure men into booths ,bathrooms, dark corners to give fellatio / blowjobs to patrons?.
Wow that porn shop sure did have a lot of cock vultures hanging out in the back!
Cock Vulture by Chaseifer June 27, 2018
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