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Cock Troll

A promiscuous woman who uses online dating services and / or personal ads for the purposes of shopping for Mr.Monday, tuesday, wednesday, etc...

Cock Trolls will typically try to arrange a first date at your house.

Cock Trolls can be identified by the pictures in their profiles/ads. The pictures they post of themselves are typically deceptive and old. They will usually post at least one picture of themselves that is sexually suggestive.
Watch out for the Cock Troll's on plenty of fish.
Cock Troll by MaybeMe4u October 1, 2009
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cock troll

An ugly girl who chases any cock available.
Dude, you're friend Cati is a cock troll.
cock troll by riotgirlakabreanamae February 26, 2009

cock troll

one that resembles that of a troll and plays with cock under his bridge.
damn that kids a fuckin cock troll!!!
cock troll by i wont let you pass February 19, 2009

Cock Toll 

A service rendered upon one's cock in exchange for safe passage or good deeds. It can be used in multiple contexts.
"Hey Morgan, I want to go to the bars tonight."

"No Leanne, in order to go out tonight, your going to need to pay the cock toll first."
Cock Toll by Charlotte62241 May 12, 2009

trolling for cock

Activity of targeting and seducing a meal ticket by offering sex to the unsuspecting horny toad eligible human male.
Miss SusieQ went trolling for cock and bagged a senior corporate executive 10 years her senior at the local fitness gym.
trolling for cock by Jimbo Creamer September 24, 2010
That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.
Shit! Here comes that fucking cockroll Dave, if he spills his drink on me again i'll fucking smash him.
cockroll by Raptor21 September 20, 2015
A big ass cock or dick that is tiny but big
David has a cockroll.
cockroll by LilSKYEBitch June 9, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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