cock trade 

when one wants to trade ones tits with anothers cock vice versa

person one: “hey man i really want to have a cock”
person two: “you wanna do a cock trade?”
person one: “ah hell yea man”

cock trade by Beebsy_ January 7, 2023

cock trader 

(n) One without wit.

I wish Jeff well, but when he posted that black and white photograph of himself looking across the lake, I knew he was a cock trader.

cock trader by Josh Wafer January 1, 2009

Cock of All Trades 

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

Cock of All Trades by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

Cocktrade 

Any place where the turnover of mostly male employees is so high it becomes known as a Cocktrade.

Example:

Joe: "So you still working for that company?"
Dave: "No it turned into a Cocktrade."

Cocktrade by thelittlebitch1988 September 23, 2016

cockrade

A parade of penises.

Sami: "I'm bored.. I could really use a cockrade right about now"
Bethanie: "You're right, a cockrade sounds fantastic!"

cockrade by Katerina Kat March 16, 2015