cock thunder

When you have a big veiny triumph bastard of a cock and it gets so hard and railing a chick from behind so fucking hard Zeus himself comes down from the clouds and gives you a round of appaulse

What is zues doing here? He is making cock thunder

by Super fagalicious January 19, 2017

thunder cock

a penis of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman

Brett's thunder cock rocked Elise's entire world. She hasn't been able to walk right for days.

by mjaa08120 August 13, 2010

Thunder Cock

Level of greatness achieved once one lays with more then 10,000 women. A level Chuck Norris is greatly renowned for.

-Lays with 10,000 women- {achieves Thunder Cock status)

by sllverwolf February 17, 2007

Thunder Cocks

A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.

Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!

by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011

thunder cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

Ooh, I'm gonna be sore for days... but that thunder cock was worth it.

by x1x2 June 29, 2008

Thunder Cock

a penis that is so powerful it can shock the women while having sex

wow you have a huge thunder cock

by sleepywillie November 20, 2016

Thunder Cock

A big, black, veiny, and smooth nigger shlong. Thunder cocks average 12.5 inches. Most thunder cocks are aquired by niggers.

That thunder cock is out of this world!

by Thunder Jizz December 8, 2016