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cock stone

A small brown stone (rock) that comes out of your penis during sex with people of the same sex, sometimes comes out in text message format or coated in pepto-bismol
"Ahhh what was that"
"oh nothing just a cock stone"

"Whats that pink boulder?"
"think its a cock stone with pepto-bismol on it, just ignore it"
cock stone by Olly Webb July 29, 2007
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stone cock 

a hard, erect penis
We make out, then he gives me his stone cock.
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Cock Scone 

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?
Cock Scone by Pocketwench September 17, 2014

cock stoned 

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"
Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.
cock stoned by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

Cockstoned 

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer
Cockstoned by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

cockston 

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"
cockston by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008

cocktone 

To screw over your fellow group members for personal gain. Also, to display a high and mighty attitude.
Wow, you totally cocktoned me, I hope you burn in hell.
cocktone by JoeBob69 July 16, 2008
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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