cock spank

An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.

Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!

by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

cock spank

an extremely gay person

Mikey B is such a cock spank

by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009

Cock spank

to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.

Last night, Scott Cock spanked me!

by CoCoa May 13, 2005

cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.

It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!

by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker May 25, 2021