cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006

cock smock

a condom

She wasn't on the pill, so I had to wrap on a cock smock.

by jmels8047 June 8, 2014

Cock Smock

Adj. To describe someone's dick that is wearing a condom ,or A really Gay painter.

" Did you suck his cock smock?"
" No i decided to wait "

by Crazy as a Cracker April 21, 2009

cock shock

being in shock of the size of your partner's cock the first time you see it.

the second I pulled it out my girl was cock shocked

by m0n1ng September 14, 2009

cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.

It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.

by Anthem March 18, 2003

cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.

John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.

by JW75 March 29, 2013