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cock smocker 

Shayne and Matt are cock smockers
cock smocker by Danielle March 10, 2003

Cocksocker 

Nickname for whoever performs the art of dancing in front of a web-cam with his genitalia dressed in a sock.

Vag-sock has yet to be seen.
"Did you see Travis last night? he invented the cock-sock tradition on BlogTV!" "Yea, he's such a cocksocker."
Cocksocker by Wrim July 19, 2009

CockSmocker 

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.
John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"
CockSmocker by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

Cockstocker 

A man who creeps around the men's room looking for cock.
Man this place is full of cockstockers but he is the creepiest one I've ever seen.
Cockstocker by Voniter September 22, 2016

Cockslocker

Someone who use their dick tip to text
Burt you're a CockSlocker!
Cockslocker by Cherryblossomqueer January 17, 2018

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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