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Gargantuan Puppy Cock 

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.

cock puppet 

Any male that spends so much time in online forums filled with sock puppets that they start acting like one.
Yo, it's at the point where Louie takes his laptop to the shitter. When we argued about doing the dishes piled up in the sink he called me a soy boy and praised kek. He's turning into a damn cock puppet.
cock puppet by hilliam February 18, 2021

cock puppet 

Something you stick your dick inside to make move around. A nymphomaniac. Someone who is very energetic during the act of sexual intercourse. Usually referring to a younger individual
"Dude, she's a total cock puppet."
"Man, I'm sick of my wife, I need a cock puppet"
cock puppet by Wildstar July 23, 2003

cock puppet 

A tiny little lady (or man I reckon) that you can grab ahold of and make like a mannequin whilst frigging.
'Golly, that cock puppet sure would be nice to animate,' said Justin.
cock puppet by JimbAround January 31, 2004

Cock Puppet 

1. Someone who acts as if they are sitting on a cock.

2. A garden herb found in the mountains of Siberia.
Cock Puppet by Maine Brain October 26, 2009

cock puppet 

A short, trampy girl with curves but a bit of puppy fat.
Often found working as promo girls or receptionists at mechanics' workshops.
Given the relative size difference between her and virtually any male sexual partner, she'll look more or less like a puppet on his penis. Hence the term 'cock puppet'.
Did you see that chick dishing out the free samples of diet protein shake? She's such a cock puppet.
cock puppet by Ridley Amstrad November 1, 2010
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