speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.
Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"
by Lauren February 07, 2003
by Russell August 10, 2004
Similar to a twenty-one gun salute, but with cocks. Used as a mark of respect for absent friends, or to toast the end of a particularly enjoyable social occasion. The trousers may be dropped or the penis merely flopped out; it is the saluter's choice. Penises are held upward, like a cannon, while a moment of silence is observed.
N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.
N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.
Let's give her a big one cock salute. It's what Kewley would have wanted. (If, for example, Kewley was the friend who was unable to attend).
Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.
Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.
by Professor Weeto October 22, 2010