cock one 

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!

john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!

cock one by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

One cock salute 

Similar to a twenty-one gun salute, but with cocks. Used as a mark of respect for absent friends, or to toast the end of a particularly enjoyable social occasion. The trousers may be dropped or the penis merely flopped out; it is the saluter's choice. Penises are held upward, like a cannon, while a moment of silence is observed.

N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.

Let's give her a big one cock salute. It's what Kewley would have wanted. (If, for example, Kewley was the friend who was unable to attend).

Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.

One cock salute by Professor Weeto October 22, 2010

cock in one's mouth 

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

cock in one's mouth by Lauren February 6, 2003

cock in one's mouth 

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

cock in one's mouth by Russell August 9, 2004

One Eyed Cock 

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!

Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”

One Eyed Cock by Curly26 June 24, 2019

that one got my cock throbbing 

A phrase typically implies that something has aroused sexual excitement in the speaker. Usually said by people named Francisco or Amos.

Amos and Francisco's passionate makeout session in the park really got my cock throbbing. It was a sight to behold, and I couldn't help but feel aroused watching them.

that one got my cock throbbing

that one got my cock throbbing by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one 

arun has a massive cock

arun has a hairy cock

people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole

dam arun has a hairy cock

arun has a fucking massive cock

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one by cum in my face master 91919191 April 6, 2022