cock muggler

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time

I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.

by Gina5493 September 20, 2016

cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009

cock mungler

A Male Or Female Who Likes To Suck A Fat Cock

Damn I cock mungler 24/7.

by cockmungler 707 July 17, 2009

Cock Mungler

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.

Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.

by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007

cocksmuggler

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

by Nikola February 3, 2004

cockjuggler

Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.

That bitch is one hell of a cockjuggler; she is sleeping with seven different guys right now!!

by Dewey May 24, 2004

cocksmuggler

a lame person or an asshole

that guy's such a cocksmuggler.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003