cock muggler
A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time
cock muggler by Gina5493 September 20, 2016
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cock mugger
The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.
cock mugger by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009
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cock mungler
cock mungler by cockmungler 707 July 17, 2009
Cock Mungler
A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
Cock Mungler by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007
cocksmuggler
cocksmuggler by Nikola February 3, 2004
cockjuggler
Yet another word for a slut; a girl (or guy) who does a balancing act in their sex life, having many male partners at a time.
cockjuggler by Dewey May 24, 2004
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cocksmuggler by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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