2 definitions by iamnotoriginal

pissing in the bin

An act of exemplary absent-mindedness.

The expression is derived from the occasion when one urinates into a receptacle in the bathroom other than the toilet due to not paying attention to one's actions or surroundings.

See: Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.

How did John miss that exit? He must have been pissing in the bin.

by iamnotoriginal August 26, 2010

cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 12, 2009