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cock monker 

When a male or female sucks dick in a public facility for moon pies or other tasty snacks to dip in when the male cums
Jane is such a cock monker, she sucked Kevin's dick in red lobster to dip her buns in.
cock monker by #rimjobs June 23, 2014

cockrocker 3000 

Harry Potter's first "broom"
Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.
I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!
cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions
Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)
Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.
"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"
Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014

Cocknocker 

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker
Cocknocker by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019