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cock miner 

A person searching through friendster or myspace profiles for hot guys. When one is located there may be several connected to him, similar to finding a vein of gold.
Dear Marie,
I wasted 3 hours online today being a cock miner, but look what I found for you! See attached profile.
Love,
Jane
cock miner by BRC October 6, 2005
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cock miner 

one who enjoys having his penis 'mine' an ass. a cock miner just digs in for as long as possible.
that cock miner Mike did my girl in the ass!

Jess: Hey, why are you walkin so funny
Liz: That guy was a cock miner... he stretched me all out.
cock miner by EZ23 December 3, 2007

cock miner 

He who loves to be an ass!
Aaron Smith is a cock miner!
cock miner by Hairy Wong April 28, 2003

cockinero 

Something evryone wants to be when they grow up... a mother and a prostitute!
Yo i saw you cockinero workin dat corner real hard last night...gave me straight wopps!
cockinero by sirigana May 13, 2005

cockginer 

Someone as rude as a cock, but as weak and as annoying as a pussy.
"Terry is such a cockginer."
cockginer by Brandon Waldmann October 20, 2006

cockmiser 

Cockmiser is what you call your penis after sicking it up a female vagina and a male butthole.
Shaun has Cockmiser.
cockmiser by Spider-Punk June 10, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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