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cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.
Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.
cock lodger by C February 24, 2004

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.
"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."
Cock Lodger by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

cock-logger 

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.
Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"
cock-logger by Japhy November 5, 2007

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cockdodger 

A lesbian, one who dodges cock, stears clear of men
Did you see her? What a cockdodger!
cockdodger by Robynn January 30, 2007

cocklogger 

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.
Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!
cocklogger by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007